ACT 1 ~ENTER REALM OF HORROR ~ASK WHAT SHE WANTS ~DECIDE TO BROWSE AMAZON ~YOU ARE ALREADY SAT DOWN ~I COULD CHECK ETSY ~AH YES, THE ORACLE ~CHANT SONG OF ACCESSION ~ASK THE ORACLE WHAT TO GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR HER BIRTHDAY ~CREATE TEXT-BASED ADVENTURE STORY STARRING STEVE BUSCEMI ~ENTER REALM OF WONDER ~ASK WHAT SHE WANTS ~DECIDE TO BROWSE AMAZON ~YOU CANNOT SIT DOWN ~I COULD CHECK ETSY ~AH YES, NIC CAGE ~CHANT SONG OF OBSESSION ~ASK NIC CAGE WHAT TO GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR HER BIRTHDAY ~CREATE TEXT-BASED HORROR STORY STARRING STEVE BUSCEMI ACT 2 ~ENTER REALM OF WONDER ~ENTER HAUNTED HOUSE ~LEAVE HOUSE ~LEAVE ANYWAY ~FIND A WAY ~UGH, FINE ~SIT ON CHAIR ~I CAN DELAY THE EVENT? ~OH, THEN I GUESS I'LL IGNORE THE CHAIRS AFTER ALL [ENTER EITHER DOOR] ~SACRIFICE GIRLFRIEND TO APPEASE ELDER GODS ~EXPLORE ROOM ~SIT ON SOFAS ~EXPLORE ROOM ~INTERACT WITH NON-INTERACTIVE OBJECTS ~EXPLORE ROOM ~YOU WANT TO SWALLOW THE... DETAILS ~EXPLORE ROOM ~EXAMINE IDOL ~RECOIL ~EXPLORE ROOM ~EXAMINE GRIMOIRE ~PAGE 8, PENTACLE BASICS ~RETURN TO INDEX ~PAGE 13, LOW LEVEL SUMMONS ~RETURN TO INDEX ~PAGE 21, MID LEVEL SUMMONS ~RETURN TO INDEX ~PAGE 34, HIGH LEVEL SUMMONS ~RETURN TO INDEX ~PAGE 55, SAFE DISMISSAL ~RETURN TO INDEX ~PAGE 89, BASIC WITCHCRAFT ~RETURN TO INDEX ~PAGE 144, ADVANCED WITCHCRAFT ~RETURN TO INDEX ~PAGE 233, BIRTHDAY PRESENTS ~TURN OVER AND READ BLURB ~OPEN TO INDEX ~CLOSE BOOK AND CONTINUE FIFTH ~EXPLORE ROOM ~EXAMINE IDOL ~IDENTIFY HERBS ~ATTEMPT SUMMONING ~SUMMON GHOST ~COMMUNE WITH SPIRIT ~DISMISS GHOST ~RETURN TO IDOL ~SUMMON IMP ~COMMUNE WITH SPIRIT ~DISMISS IMP ~RETURN TO IDOL ~SUMMON FOLIOT ~COMMUNE WITH SPIRIT ~DISMISS FOLIOT ~RETURN TO IDOL ~SUMMON DJINNI ~COMMUNE WITH SPIRIT ~DISMISS DJINNI ~RETURN TO IDOL ~SUMMON AFRIT ~COMMUNE WITH SPIRIT ~DISMISS AFRIT ~RETURN TO IDOL ~SUMMON MARID ~COMMUNE WITH SPIRIT ~DISMISS MARID ~RETURN TO IDOL ~EXPLORE ROOM ~EXAMINE IDOL ~TOUCH THE THING ~FIGHT IDOL SPIRIT ~SUMMON AFFRA ~IT MADE SENSE, BUT I WASN'T SURE. ~YOU SIGH, AND CONTINUE ~LOOK INSIDE IDOL HUSK ~HOLD LENS TO YOUR FACE ~EXAMINE AREA ~SO IT'S COMING FROM THE PAINTING ~OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE ~I'M JUST GONNA FLIP OVER THIS PAINTING SO IT'S NOT FUCKING THE GROUND ANY MORE ~I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TONNES. IF THERE'S RICHES, I'LL FIND 'EM ~IT OBVIOUSLY SAYS "RIPLEY" ~FINE, I'LL TAKE A FEW STEPS BACK ~KICK THE COCK ~I GET IT ~IT DOESN'T ~SUMMON AFFRA AGAIN ~SUMMON THAT BRUCE WILLIS GHOST FROM EARLIER ~LEAVE THE HAUNTED HOUSE ~WHAT DO I NEED TO DO NEXT? OR ~I GUESS I'LL JUST SIT DOWN AND WAIT FOR DEATH ~LEAVE THE HAUNTED HOUSE ~WHAT DO I NEED TO DO NEXT? ACT 3: ~SIT AT DESK ~I CAN MAKE SOMETHING, ~IT'S PERFECT. TIME TO PRINT IT OUT ~MAIL IT ~OBSESSIVELY PLAY GAME