Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because it thought they were playing a game.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkly?
Because if they were small, white and round they'd be an aspirin.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because the paracetamol.

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your fridge?
You find footprints in the butter.

How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door and shove it in.

How do you get a giraffe in the fridge?
Open the door, take the elephant out, shove it in.

What's the loudest noise in the orchard?
Cherry picking.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a koala.

What's the biggest drawback on the Savannah?
The elephant's foreskin.

A lion called a meeting on the Savannah, and asked all the animals to attend. Which animal didn't turn up?
The giraffe; it was still in the fridge.

Why did the giraffe die?
Three koalas and an elephant landed on the fridge.

Epilogue:
A man needs to cross a crocodile infested river, but there's no bridge. How does he do it?
He swims, all the crocodiles were still at the meeting.