Question to discuss: one of you is a skeleton baker and one of you works 16 hour shifts in the tampon mines; roleplay Stranger 2: Yikes tampon mines Stranger 2: That's a hard knock life Stranger 1: your telling me Stranger 1: I'm down there 16 hours a day Stranger 2: How's that going Stranger 1: well the pay is shit Stranger 1: hey hold up Stranger 1: where is your skin Stranger 2: ANYWAY Stranger 2: Oh yea I don't have any Stranger 1: ? Stranger 1: you just don't? Stranger 2: Exactly. I just Stranger 2: Don't. Wow I've never stopped to think about it Stranger 2: I am freaky Stranger 2: Who needs skin right Stranger 1: i mean Stranger 1: i have skin Stranger 1: but yea Stranger 1: whatever floats your boat Stranger 2: I hadn't noticed Stranger 2: You have cool skin Stranger 1: yea its actually really annoying Stranger 2: I've never known what the life of having skin is like Stranger 1: we have these pores right Stranger 1: like over a million of them Stranger 1: and they need constant cleaning or they become infected puss pockets Stranger 2: Ew point one Skelly Stranger 2: No puss pockets here Stranger 1: i am constantly showered in menstrual blood Stranger 1: and i get a lot of mentrual blood pimples Stranger 1: its pretty Stranger 2: Why don't you leave and do something you might enjoy Stranger 1: its pretty gross Stranger 2: I'm sensing sarcasm Stranger 1: I've always wanted to be a scarecrow Stranger 2: BE A SCARECROW Stranger 2: You go girl you got this Stranger 1: I mean just Stranger 1: stand in a field Stranger 2: I'll bake you something to get you going Stranger 1: all night Stranger 1: hay in my pockets Stranger 2: Hay in your soul Stranger 2: It will be everywhere Stranger 1: it would be relaxing Stranger 2: I mean Stranger 2: Everywhere Stranger 1: I know ;) Stranger 2: Just do it Stranger 2: Don't let your dreams be dreams Stranger 2: I've always wanted to be a vacuum cleaner Stranger 1: oh really? Stranger 1: why are you a skeleton baker then my friend Stranger 2: It's the family business Stranger 2: I didn't want to let my peeps down Stranger 1: you know Stranger 1: i know this might be hard to hear Stranger 1: but i can turn you into a vaccum Stranger 1: i can grind you bones down Stranger 1: fit em together Stranger 1: and make it work Stranger 2: Is that so Stranger 2: Could you really Stranger 1: i could Stranger 1: and i would do it for you Stranger 2: I don't think it would completely suck Stranger 1: it would completely suck Stranger 1: and you would love it Stranger 2: Noice Stranger 2: Probably Stranger 2: How would you do that Stranger 1: its a little awkward Stranger 1: we would need to get closer aquatinted Stranger 2: Mhmm sure Stranger 2: I think we can make that happen Stranger 1: i need to suck on your bones tho Stranger 1: they have this metal in them Stranger 2: My bones Stranger 1: yea Stranger 2: If it works it works Stranger 1: exactly Stranger 2: I will be a vacuum Stranger 2: My dream come true Stranger 1: i just ate this brownie Stranger 1: thats why things are getting wierd Stranger 1: haha im sorry Stranger 1: they are a bad influence Stranger 2: Dude Stranger 2: Don't apologize. Just be aware of the brownies that surround you in life Stranger 2: Was it good Stranger 2: I made the brownie Stranger 2: I'm a baker remember Stranger 1: it tasted bad Stranger 2: HEY Stranger 2: Meanie Stranger 2: You're so mean to me goddamn Stranger 1: it made me feel Stranger 1: im sorry Stranger 1: i just was not in the mood for brownies Stranger 2: I can feel the pool of tears collecting in my looking balls Stranger 1: yes the looking balls Stranger 1: special balls that are powered by tears Stranger 1: they see into the future Stranger 2: Those are the ones Stranger 2: I can smash some bananas and make banana bread Stranger 1: i mean banana smashing is pretty fun... Stranger 2: No yea mhmm I'm sure it is Epilogue: Stranger 1: hey this is gonna be wierd Stranger 1: but i think i know the person asking the question Stranger 1: like in reall life Stranger 2: What what Stranger 2: Nah Stranger 1: I'm being 100% serious right now Stranger 2: Really Stranger 2: Oops how Stranger 1: i just its a long story Stranger 1: i think imma go to their house Stranger 2: That should be a fun time Stranger 1: yes Stranger 1: dressed as a scarecrow Stranger 1: with a vaccum Stranger 2: Tell him/her they know what they are doing A+ Stranger 1: hey i think i know you Stranger 1: we have met before Stranger 1: how crazy Stranger 2: Being up all the time sounds tiring Stranger 2: Haha maybe Stranger 1: what if we have though Stranger 1: you would never know Stranger 1: i could be someone closer to you then you could possibly imagine Stranger 2: Don't let that person go. You hold on to them Stranger 1: but its all random.... Stranger 2: We've gone deep Stranger 1: who are you Stranger 2: Who me Stranger 1: yes Stranger 2: Do you know a 5'2 female giraffe that wears sweatpants Stranger 2: Cause that's moi Stranger 1: you just Stranger 1: you talk Stranger 1: so specifically Stranger 1: or type at least Stranger 2: But do you Stranger 1: yea Stranger 2: How so Stranger 1: but you never get out Stranger 1: you don't know so many people Stranger 2: True But I'm ok with that Stranger 1: you should be Stranger 1: be okay with who you are Stranger 1: im sorry Stranger 2: Female giraffes give birth standing up Stranger 1: i have this desire to know who you are Stranger 2: I told you jeez Stranger 2: Gots to keep up Stranger 1: i know but I'm serious Stranger 2: Plus you haven't told me anything about you Stranger 2: So we are at a crossroads my dear Stranger 1: im a 6'4 scarecrow Stranger 1: im so scary Stranger 1: but i wear khakis Stranger 2: You are terrifyingly tall Stranger 1: not sweatpants Stranger 2: You are literally me standing on top of me plus 2 inches Stranger 2: No way Stranger 1: what Stranger 2: No wait I did that wrong Stranger 2: Basically you are really tall Stranger 1: so you are 3'1 Stranger 2: I could take you Stranger 2: No shut up hush no shh Stranger 2: I had a moment Stranger 2: Don't harass me Stranger 1: what Stranger 1: take me to the grazing fields Stranger 2: I'm so confused what have you done Stranger 2: Take me to your best friends house Stranger 1: I'm confused now too Stranger 2: Would you like to purchase this thing Stranger 1: really confused Stranger 1: okay so your 5'2 Stranger 2: Me too stop this Stranger 1: a giraffe Stranger 2: That's me Stranger 1: and you wear sweatpants Stranger 2: And I know karate Stranger 2: Be afraid Stranger 1: oh jeeze Stranger 2: I am currently wearing sweatpants Stranger 1: you know how do you wear the pants Stranger 1: like two separate pairs Stranger 1: for each pair of legs Stranger 2: Are you asking me how I put on pants Stranger 1: of one pair with four leg holes Stranger 2: Well Stranger 2: One pair for the back and one for the front Stranger 1: hahah Stranger 2: Don't disrespect the holes Stranger 1: okay Stranger 2: How do you wear pants Stranger 1: I have one pair of pants for my two legs Stranger 2: Lame Stranger 2: Boo Stranger 2: Humans are weird Stranger 1: yea i know i just tend to not wear pants cause sheesh pants right? so boring Stranger 1: i wear kilts Stranger 2: Good call I usually don't wear pants either but I'm currently freezing Stranger 2: Kilts you say Stranger 2: Dayum Stranger 1: must be cold in the savanna Stranger 1: you know giraffe don't really live in cold weather Stranger 2: I'm on vacation Stranger 2: Can I ask you something Franny Stranger 1: sure Stranger 2: Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling Stranger 2: Go me go me point one giraffe Stranger 1: do you like raisins? Stranger 2: I hate raisins Stranger 2: I've never had raisins but I still dislike them Stranger 1: how about a date? Stranger 2: Noice Stranger 2: Point 1/2 to human Stranger 2: Dates are ok Stranger 1: oh thats unfair Stranger 1: since when are you the point judge Stranger 2: Do you want to be the point judge Stranger 1: it would make me happy Stranger 2: Aw then no Stranger 1: :( Stranger 2: Kidding you can be the point judge for now Stranger 1: :) Stranger 1: have you ever been to california? Stranger 2: Yes I love California Stranger 1: yea me too Stranger 2: Hawt you deserve a full 1 point Stranger 1: for what? Stranger 1: loving califronia? Stranger 2: Yes human Stranger 1: its got way more humans tho Stranger 2: Eh true Stranger 2: Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? Stranger 1: no there is actually an airport, might wanna get that checked out Stranger 2: Shut up and accept my pick up line Stranger 1: okay then yes your heart is taking off Stranger 2: Yay thanks Stranger 2: If you were a vegetable you'd be a cabbitch Stranger 2: Are you in love with me yet Stranger 1: yea for some reason, i have no idea who you are, Stranger 1: but i think i love giraffes Stranger 2: Awesome ok guess my name Stranger 1: What's the difference between a tractor and a giraffe? Stranger 1: One has hydrolics and the other has high bollocks Stranger 2: You are hilarious. I'm dying of laughter. Ah. Ah. Send help. Stranger 1: what is the different between a dirty bus stop and a crab with large breasts Stranger 1: one is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean Stranger 2: Rip Stranger 2: Make sure my dog attends the funeral Stranger 2: I'm a ghost now and I'm haunting you Stranger 1: I can bring you back Stranger 1: as a human only tho Stranger 2: GASP Stranger 2: Is it worth it Stranger 1: yes Stranger 2: Ok how will you bring me back Stranger 1: its not that hard Stranger 1: i just need your name Stranger 1: and what you ate for your last meal Stranger 2: Guess my name Stranger 2: Mwhaha Stranger 2: And yogurt Stranger 1: i don't know giraffe names Stranger 2: Fine fine Stranger 2: Starts with an L Stranger 2: 5 letters Stranger 1: hmmm Stranger 2: A feminine name Stranger 1: holy crap Stranger 1: i don't know like any l names Stranger 2: Dude Stranger 2: I guess I'll stay dead Stranger 1: Layla Stranger 2: YES Stranger 2: Oh my god Stranger 2: Well actually it's Leila Stranger 2: Pronounced layla Stranger 1: Leila Stranger 2: Hey that's me Stranger 1: your kidding Stranger 2: Nope Stranger 2: Wait am I Stranger 1: your kidding Stranger 1: you have to be kidding Stranger 1: Leila Stranger 2: Um Stranger 2: So mean to me Stranger 2: It is in fact Leila Stranger 1: okay Stranger 1: nice name Stranger 2: Bring me back hoe Stranger 1: alright Stranger 1: bam Stranger 1: you should be human Stranger 1: if you look down and your not i know your lying Stranger 2: I'm still a ghost. I'm going to pants you now Stranger 1: can't pants whats not there fool Stranger 2: You did the process wrong Stranger 2: I'll underwear you Stranger 1: you gotta be telling the truth Stranger 1: my underwear just flew off like some invisible force Stranger 1: just ripped em off Stranger 2: Heh I have that affect on people Stranger 1: i bet Stranger 2: Maybe I did something wrong Stranger 1: Okay i dunno what to do Stranger 1: maybe you did Stranger 2: Was I supposed to do anything Stranger 1: yea why does it always have to be my fault Stranger 2: Because it usually is Stranger 2: Was I supposed to do something Stranger 1: yea i know Stranger 2: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz Stranger 1: maybe Stranger 2: Maybe if I put socks on Stranger 1: maybe we both have to be panless Stranger 1: no frying pans hahah Stranger 2: Oh I didn't even think of that. On it Stranger 2: Officially pantsless Stranger 2: Do it again Stranger 1: okay Stranger 1: okay Stranger 1: okay..... Stranger 2: wait Stranger 2: WAIT Stranger 1: alright Stranger 2: Can I still pants you when I'm alive Stranger 1: yes Stranger 1: in person Stranger 1: not as a ghost this time Stranger 2: Ok I'm ready Stranger 1: okay... Stranger 1: here we go.... Stranger 1: alright your human Stranger 2: Cool and I didn't feel a thing Stranger 2: I don't like it Stranger 1: being human? Stranger 2: I Don't know how to do anything Stranger 1: where did you end up? Stranger 2: Teach me master Stranger 2: In my bathtub what the hell Stranger 2: Ok we're good Stranger 1: i was shooting for the bedroom that is wierd Stranger 2: My feet and phalanges are cold Stranger 1: common side effect Stranger 2: I'll just go there then Stranger 2: You bring back a lot of people? Stranger 1: wait so as a giraffe you lived in a house before this Stranger 1: no just you Stranger 2: Obviously Stranger 2: I'm honored Stranger 1: i specialize in skeleton giraffe to human conversion Stranger 1: your the first case I've met Stranger 2: Where have you been all my life Stranger 1: Im saying the same thing Stranger 1: I have had no work Stranger 2: What about scarecrowing Stranger 1: thats a hobby Stranger 2: And tampon mining. The good old days Stranger 1: yes back in my young days Stranger 2: I knew you back then. You are crazy but that's ok Stranger 2: More then than now Stranger 1: I know, the mines made me crazy Stranger 1: then the hay Stranger 1: i just couldn't put the hay down Stranger 1: it screwed up my mind Stranger 2: Are you alright Stranger 2: Do you need anything Stranger 1: I need you to tell me something Stranger 1: what Stranger 1: i dunno Stranger 1: nevermind Stranger 2: I'll tell you Stranger 2: Waffles are really good. Is that what you wanted to hear? Stranger 1: what are you gonna do as a human? Stranger 2: What do you think I should do Stranger 2: What can I do Stranger 1: i can give you pointers Stranger 1: most humans just live life Stranger 1: I have a job, and I go to school sometimes, it kinda how things work Stranger 2: You've got it going on Stranger 1: it depends on how old you are Stranger 2: Wait I know my future now Stranger 2: I will travel. Stranger 2: Don't you dare poke holes in my plans Stranger 1: okay i was just trying to help Stranger 1: where will you travel Stranger 1: What will you do?!?!? Stranger 1: okay straight up though this whole time i can't figure out if you are like 14 or 24 or 74 Stranger 1: its really kinda Stranger 1: off putting Stranger 2: Guess >:) Stranger 2: How old are you Stranger 1: which one of those is it closest too Stranger 2: Eh close to 14 and 24. It's equal difference Stranger 1: your 18 Stranger 1: im 20 Stranger 2: 19 you fartwad Stranger 1: your 19? Stranger 1: giraffes Stranger 1: dont live Stranger 1: to be 19 Stranger 1: you god damn liar Stranger 2: This one does you fool Stranger 2: I'm not even a giraffe what are you talking about Stranger 1: my whole life Stranger 2: Don't Stranger 2: Don't Stranger 1: dont Stranger 1: what Stranger 2: Don't Stranger 2: Your whole life is fine ish Stranger 2: I have no idea Stranger 1: guess my name Stranger 2: Alfredo Stranger 2: Definitely Stranger 1: holy shit Stranger 1: it spelled Aulfeaudo Stranger 1: but yes Stranger 2: Shut up Stranger 1: no Stranger 1: hahah Stranger 1: no Stranger 2: Yes you have to Stranger 2: Because I said so Stranger 1: it actually spelled Aulfradro Stranger 2: I will attack you Stranger 2: I can take you on Stranger 1: im 6'4 your 5'2 this is the human world biaaatch Stranger 1: aint no longed necked giraffe no mo Stranger 2: So Stranger 2: I can climb Stranger 2: And I can attack you in places Stranger 1: so what you gonna climb on top of me? Stranger 1: how does that help Stranger 2: That's the plan Stranger 1: you know i would like to see you try Stranger 2: This will be easy Stranger 1: yea right Stranger 2: Ok can you sit in a chair Stranger 1: oh yea I can sit in a chair, I could still take you in a chair Stranger 2: Or hey you look tired maybe you should lay down Stranger 1: i could even take you on the floor Stranger 1: yea my bed is nice and soft Stranger 2: Ha how are you not afraid Stranger 2: I'm scary Stranger 1: what? Stranger 1: im not scared of nuthin Stranger 2: I pantsed you and I'm threatening you Stranger 2: Boo Stranger 2: I would win lying down, sitting, or standing. Makes no difference to me Stranger 2: I could beat you with my hands tied Stranger 1: I don't think so Stranger 1: I don't think you know what I'm bringing to the table here Stranger 2: Mhmm maybe not but that doesn't matter Stranger 2: I have no weakness Stranger 1: I bet I could find a weakness Stranger 1: smoothing that would make you scream Stranger 1: ill scare the scarerer Stranger 2: I will let you think that Stranger 2: Why because you're a scarecrow Stranger 2: Minus the scare Stranger 1: crow are like the 3rd smarted animal biatch take that as a compliment Stranger 1: okay Stranger 1: wait up Stranger 2: Tsk tsk all talk and no action I swear Stranger 1: your name is Leila Stranger 2: Who me Stranger 1: you are 5'2 Stranger 2: Yea I got it for my birthday Stranger 2: Yes Stranger 1: you like yoghurt Stranger 2: 5'2 on a good day Stranger 1: and you are wearing sweatpants Stranger 2: Not anymore Stranger 1: thats right Stranger 1: i forgot about that Stranger 2: Burn it into your memory Stranger 2: And you are a 6'4 cocky human Stranger 1: for some reason i don't think I'm ever gonna forget this Stranger 2: Name Alfredo Stranger 1: yep sounds about right Stranger 1: M y real name tho...? Stranger 1: it can't be spoken Stranger 2: Then type it Stranger 2: Loophole Stranger 1: ... Stranger 2: Holing of loops Stranger 1: Its Michael Stranger 2: Looping of the hole Stranger 2: You're kidding Stranger 1: no Stranger 2: You're kidding Stranger 1: no that is my actually no bullshit real person on omegle right now name Stranger 2: Lovely name Stranger 1: thank you my mother would agree Stranger 2: I was going to name my left boob Michael but I decided not to Stranger 2: I think it's Cara Stranger 1: thats too bad me and michael could have been friends Stranger 1: Cara Stranger 2: You still could but with cara Stranger 1: whats the right one Stranger 2: We have a love/hate relationship Stranger 2: Serena Stranger 1: serena and cara Stranger 2: Sisters Stranger 1: do they get along Stranger 2: Eh define getting along Stranger 1: I mean can they stand being around each other for an extended period of time? Stranger 2: Yes I suppose. Stranger 2: Ish Stranger 2: No yea. We are one big happy family Stranger 1: Thats awesome I would love to meet your family one day Stranger 1: maybe thankgiving Stranger 1: we can cook some yogurt Stranger 2: Haha yea for lunch or dinner or breakfast or all three Stranger 2: Who cooks yogurt Stranger 1: what you don't? Stranger 1: hahahah Stranger 2: You do?? Stranger 1: oh i laughing really hard Stranger 1: yes of course Stranger 2: Are you dying Stranger 2: Will there be cake at the funeral Stranger 1: no cake Stranger 1: only pizza Stranger 1: and cooked yogurt Stranger 2: I'm ok with that. Stranger 2: Oh Stranger 2: Hm Stranger 2: I'll still come but I'm throwing out the yogurt Stranger 2: Fresh yogurt is the way to go Stranger 1: yea that cool fill up the hole with the yogurt Stranger 1: i wanna be buried in yogurt Stranger 2: What flavor Stranger 1: vanilla or somehting berries Stranger 1: no lemon Stranger 2: Lemon yogurt yuck Stranger 2: Strawberry Stranger 2: Mmm Stranger 2: Uncooked yogurt Stranger 1: you haven't had the right lemon yogurt if your dissing it Stranger 2: I haven't had any but that sounds gross Stranger 1: okay it can be uncooked Stranger 2: Noice should be a fun funeral Stranger 2: Minus your death of course Stranger 1: so tragic Stranger 2: Can I still pants you Stranger 1: will you have to travel far Stranger 1: yes Stranger 1: in my casket Stranger 1: during the ceremony Stranger 2: Yes Stranger 2: I don't know Stranger 1: then shout "NO EXCUSES!!" Then run away while ripping off your own pants Stranger 2: I'llout mine on you and yours on mine Stranger 2: Is that weird Stranger 1: i mean you would need a belt Stranger 1: and it would be so hard to get your pants on my bodies Stranger 1: i mean bodie Stranger 1: body Stranger 2: There you go Stranger 1: i defiantly only have one hahahahah Stranger 1: yep only one Stranger 2: It'll happen Stranger 2: Only one body Stranger 2: That's different Stranger 1: hahah Stranger 2: I'll write Clara and Serena across your chest haha Stranger 1: haha perfect Stranger 1: and ill be wearing your pants Stranger 1: we basically switched places at that point Stranger 1: no one would no Stranger 1: know Stranger 2: Sorry if they're tight Stranger 2: Well you'd still be dead Stranger 2: And I would be eating yogurt Stranger 1: Its cool Stranger 1: god damn Leila Stranger 1: i don't know if that actually you Stranger 2: Unless you plan on killing me Stranger 1: you could be some dude Stranger 1: in india or something Stranger 2: I'll check for you Stranger 2: I can confirm the parts are there Stranger 2: That of a female human Stranger 1: the power of the internet Stranger 2: Maybe you're some old wrinkly duck in Alabama Stranger 1: just completely random people Stranger 1: yea i could be Stranger 1: the only thing i can say is Stranger 1: i have the pets of a man Stranger 2: DO YOU have a pet Stranger 1: and last time i went outside i was in california Stranger 1: yes Stranger 2: What kind Stranger 1: kinda wierd... Stranger 1: but i have a guinea pig Stranger 2: Aw only slightly weird Stranger 1: i also have two dogs but they are with my sister Stranger 2: Cute too Stranger 1: they are not just my dogs Stranger 1: he is extremely cute Stranger 1: he makes noises Stranger 1: that are just so tiny Stranger 1: where are you from Stranger 2: Do you have a problem with small things Stranger 2: Aw animals Stranger 2: US. Stranger 1: just the US Stranger 2: Not Alabama. You? Stranger 1: i allready said Stranger 2: Fine Georgia Stranger 2: No Stranger 2: When Stranger 1: Georgia hmmm Stranger 1: i said it twice Stranger 2: Are you picking on me Stranger 2: When Stranger 1: what state have i mentioned twice Stranger 2: Missouri Stranger 1: bingo Stranger 1: spot on Stranger 2: Really really Stranger 1: no Stranger 2: Do I get a prize Stranger 2: Oh :( Stranger 2: Let me guess Stranger 1: okay guess Stranger 2: California Stranger 1: no i said I'm from gerogia your from california i thought Stranger 2: Do I get a prize Stranger 2: Wait wait Stranger 2: Are you attempting murder Stranger 1: no Stranger 1: why Stranger 1: are... Stranger 1: oyu? Stranger 1: you? Stranger 2: Maybe Stranger 2: Kill me with kindness Stranger 2: And it worked. I'm attending your funeral in a few days Stranger 1: I know Stranger 1: its good bad Stranger 1: i just couldn't take it Stranger 1: good bad Stranger 1: i mean too bad Stranger 2: Do you want me to bring you back Stranger 2: I picked up a few things on bringing people back from the dead Stranger 1: You already brought me back girl Stranger 1: alright Stranger 1: I bet you had a very good teacher Stranger 2: But tell me would your gravestone say something like, "death by Kindness. Death by Leila." Stranger 2: Are you still not wearing pants Stranger 2: Mhmm I did have a very good teacher Stranger 1: it would say "My Dying Wish... Pants Leila" Stranger 1: i have actually not been wearing pants this whole time Stranger 2: Scandalous Stranger 1: Humans don't usually wear pants to bed Stranger 1: but if your minds goes there Stranger 2: I never wear pants to bed. Just a big shirt and panties Stranger 2: Even in my giraffe days Stranger 1: thats hot Stranger 1: giraffe panties Stranger 2: Mmm they make a special store for sexy giraffe panties Stranger 1: you know there is this show called rick and morty right Stranger 1: have you ever seen it? Stranger 2: Yes yes I have Stranger 2: Have you Stranger 1: there is this one part where rick is having sex with like a hive mind and he's like "Can you assimilate a giraffe, no judgement, just wanna know if you can do it" Stranger 1: yes Its so funny Stranger 2: Sounds like my kind of topic Stranger 1: I always wear boxers or underwear and 50/50 on the shirt Stranger 1: depending on how hot it is Stranger 2: Hey lets switch locations because I love California and you know that Georgia is a state. It's perfect. Stranger 1: no way jose just move to california Stranger 2: Do you wear a bra Stranger 1: about 80% of the time Stranger 1: i just can't find a bra that fits me Stranger 1: hey Leila Stranger 2: Hey Alfredo Stranger 1: what is your dream Stranger 2: Michael+ Stranger 2: Michael* Stranger 2: My dream. From last night or in life? Stranger 1: both Stranger 2: Well I can't tell you about last night but in life, my dream is to be truly happy Stranger 2: You? Stranger 1: yea thats one of mine for sure Stranger 1: why can't you tell me about last night? Stranger 2: For reasons that cannot be explained Stranger 2: Yes that's why Stranger 1: Okay fair enough Stranger 2: Because I don't have dreams haha Stranger 1: I haven drempt in forever Stranger 1: really? Stranger 2: Really reall Stranger 2: Y Stranger 2: I never dream anymore Stranger 1: I don't know I just can't remember the last time i dempt Stranger 1: is that the right word Stranger 1: it looks so weird written out Stranger 1: deamot Stranger 1: drempt Stranger 1: yea i haven't in a long time Stranger 2: Yea I think you've got it haha Stranger 2: Do you remember your last dream Stranger 2: Probably not haha but kudos to you if you do Stranger 1: yea i kinda can because it meant so much to me Stranger 1: i was seeing this girl at the time and i was really confused about the nature of our relationship, Stranger 1: and i had this dream about taking her out on the ocean in a sailboat, and the whole dream felt so peacful Stranger 1: but there was something off Stranger 1: and i never really concluded what this meant in detail Stranger 1: but Stranger 1: the thing that made me happy was the esape Stranger 1: not her Stranger 1: not the boat Stranger 1: i wanted to be alone Stranger 1: and being with her Stranger 1: didn't help Stranger 1: but in my dream i thought it would Stranger 1: but i remember Stranger 1: on that boat going to an island away from everything Stranger 1: i remember seeing the mist in ym head Stranger 1: it was so clear i could almost feel how cold it was Stranger 1: and i climbed to the top of that island and looked out Stranger 1: and i realized that my girlfriend disappeared in my dream a long time before i started cimbing Stranger 1: i was confused Stranger 1: i wasn't searching for a relationship Stranger 1: i was searching for inner peace Stranger 1: it made me realize i needed to move Stranger 1: and start my life out differently Stranger 1: so i did Stranger 1: thats was years ago Stranger 1: ever since then I've been trying to find my island Stranger 1: trying to find the one to climb it with Stranger 2: You should write a book. I really honestly hope you find your island and the one to be right there with you. Stranger 1: you know Leila if that even is your name, this conversation has been so Stranger 1: wierd Stranger 1: but profound kinda Stranger 1: I wish i had met you in real life, and not online i know that sounds creepy Stranger 1: but maybe the conversation would have been different Stranger 1: maybe we could have been actually buddies Stranger 1: instead of two strangers Stranger 1: you know as a human Stranger 1: we have these things Stranger 1: these things called emotions Stranger 1: and they are something that you will never figure out Stranger 1: your entire life Stranger 2: The sad and unfortunate truth. We would have been more than buddies Stranger 2: I think we would have been best buddies Stranger 1: bestest buddies Stranger 2: It has been somewhat weird but I really liked talking to you. Maybe we'll find and pants each other Stranger 1: You say it like this is over Stranger 1: maybe one day Stranger 1: Maybe we can actually see if you could take me tied up, cause that is just unbelievable Stranger 1: i mean you wouldn't have your hands free Stranger 1: I could do anything Stranger 2: I could most definetely take you with my hands tied. But the other way around Stranger 2: Never Stranger 2: You could do anything but I would be prepared for everything Stranger 1: this has been the most sexually conversation ever, without breaking character for the most part, spawned from a question about tampon mines and skeleton bakers Stranger 1: your like my favorite person ever Stranger 2: No way because you are my favorite person ever Stranger 2: I applaud you Michael Stranger 1: for what Stranger 2: Being awesome Stranger 1: whaaaa Stranger 1: I applaud you too Leila Stranger 2: I only applaud those that I truly believe they've earned it Stranger 2: Clap clap Stranger 2: Plus you have a fantastical name which helps Stranger 1: Your name too Stranger 1: I couldn't think of a better L name Stranger 1: seriously Stranger 1: thats why it was first in my head Stranger 1: also the song Stranger 1: I'm sure you know it Stranger 2: Yea that was pretty awesome Stranger 2: Eric Clapton Stranger 2: You've got me on my knees Stranger 2: (Sing the next line) you've got me on my knees (your turn) Stranger 1: Leila, darling won't you ease my worried mind Stranger 2: I have that affect on people Stranger 1: leila im beggin darling please Stranger 1: it actually the other way around Stranger 1: i messed up Stranger 2: I forgive you Stranger 1: thanks :) Stranger 2: Hey question Stranger 1: yea Stranger 2: Does your last name happen to be Jackson Stranger 1: so close Stranger 1: but no Stranger 1: and i won't say but it does start with a J Stranger 1: and ends with an on Stranger 2: Jammin lemon juice? Stranger 2: Jaron Stranger 1: Michael Jammin Lemmon Juice Stranger 1: esquire the 4th Stranger 2: God that's beautiful Stranger 2: You have an expiration date Stranger 2: And it's passed Stranger 2: You expire too much Stranger 1: do i need to shower or something Stranger 2: I deem thee unexpirable Stranger 2: If you'd like Stranger 2: You smell fine to me Stranger 2: Not that I'm smelling you right now or anything Stranger 1: yea of course Stranger 1: its just you have an idea Stranger 2: I have an idea Stranger 2: Is it good Stranger 1: are you asking me if your idea is good? Stranger 2: Mhmm Stranger 1: if if anything along the lines of my idea then its gotta be Stranger 2: Of course of course. Alfredo jamming lemon juice is never wrong Stranger 2: Never ever getting back together Stranger 1: are you Taylor Swift?!!!?!?! Stranger 1: THIS WHOLE TIME YOI WERE TAYLOR SWIFT Stranger 2: Yes hello I am T swizzle Stranger 2: I'm sorry I've been holding out on you Stranger 1: classy name T swazz Stranger 1: its okay can you write a song for me Stranger 2: I'm a tall blonde hair blue eyed pop sensation Stranger 2: Of course yes. What kind of song? Stranger 1: title is Leila about a giraffe, who moves to California to meet a human who shows her the ways of human nature only to have her become human and then dump him because he never wears pants and messes up eric clapton lyrics Stranger 2: Love, hate, revenge, the future, the past, etc. Stranger 1: for some reason Stranger 1: that is in my head right now Stranger 2: That sounds cute Stranger 2: Minus the dumping part Stranger 1: i have no idea why that could be t swagulator Stranger 2: Sounds more like a movie though. I'll help produce it Stranger 1: yea well you can keep it happy Stranger 1: alright I'm down can you provide 99.999% of the budget Stranger 1: we need 18.9 trillion dollars Stranger 2: Damn son of mine Stranger 2: It better be good Stranger 2: Oh yea I'm your mom by the way Stranger 1: i can only promise that is will be so-so Stranger 1: what Stranger 1: t- dazzle swaddle you only like 25 or something? Stranger 2: I birthed you :,) Stranger 1: you had me when u were 5?/!?!?! Stranger 2: Let me google it Stranger 1: you don't know your own age?!? Stranger 2: I'm 26 you fartwad Stranger 2: You were a miracle Stranger 1: i just apeared Stranger 1: now because Stranger 2: Love the nicknames by the way but you can call me mom >:,) Stranger 1: you gave birth Stranger 2: Basically yes Stranger 1: all right Mommy Stranger 2: I'm ok with that too Stranger 2: Alfredo my dear Stranger 1: yes mom Stranger 2: Tell Leila I say hi and that she makes good puns and I'm buying her heels Stranger 1: okay ill let her know Stranger 1: Leila stopped existing for me tho Stranger 1: because you were actually taylor swift Stranger 1: so i never knew a layla Stranger 2: I have a confession to make Stranger 1: what Stranger 2: Shit I take it back you've obviously forgotten about her Stranger 2: That's fine Stranger 1: i try to forget Stranger 1: cause she meant a lot to me Stranger 2: Aw oh I see Stranger 2: I'm sure she didn't dislike you either Stranger 1: It really seemed like she liked me Stranger 1: hey i gotta go to work, reall talk now Stranger 2: I'm having major deja vu tight now Stranger 2: Ok don't get fired Stranger 1: ██████████@███████.███ Stranger 1: thats a spam email i have Stranger 2: Do what makes you happy and team t swizzle for the win Stranger 2: Noice spam email Stranger 1: see ya Stranger 1: seriously send me an email Stranger 2: Till next time Stranger 1: see ya lata